Meech!

Last Minute Craft Fair @ the Secret Art Space: Bethlehem, PA

2011-12-19T01:22:00.001-05:00

I was approved by Hannae Syd to tend a table at the Last Minute Craft Fair, and sold quite a bit of my old resin jewelry, and some buttons and magnets. The place was small and comfortably packed with creative people from all over the Lehigh Valley; I felt a little like the Untalented Duckling, but everyone was delightful and so very friendly. I came away with a squee-inducing felt

You must have bananas in your ears!

2011-11-20T21:57:00.000-05:00

Zoda sure drools a lot when he dies.

If you want to walk, don't talk... DO IT.

2011-10-14T15:50:00.005-04:00

I didn't pawn this from some fruity Facebook post, although that's exactly what it sounds like. So here's what I want you to do: think of someone, and stop there. If the person changes as you read, that's good, then just think of someone else. Make sure no one else is around or you'll kid yourself. Whose birthday do you remember, and who remembers your birthday? Who do you run to to tell your

Of tails and schnozzles

2011-09-26T19:35:00.000-04:00

Here is Albus snoozing, his tail hanging out of a fleece tube which he's "customized". I poke him: out comes a foot. Then a nose. Oh hai!

Nutty Lisabot 24/f

2011-09-21T21:23:00.000-04:00

About an hour ago, I signed onto AIM after a long absence. I immediately received a message from an account I didn't recognize. I thought it might be a PSB-friend. But it wasn't. (^_^) nuttyliesa2003: heya! Meechity: Mmmmyyeeezzzz? nuttyliesa2003: hey how r u today? Meechity: I'm madly tired, full of butternut squash, but quite fine. nuttyliesa2003: i cant remember if we have talked before?

2011-09-12T17:00:00.002-04:00

"Hoy. Michelle said she was on her way in and she saw this cute little girl in a ragamuffin outfit with, ya know… burlap sacks around her feet… she was sellin' 'em for $59.95, but she couldn't afford it, so ya know… anybody got a surfboard?!"

WTF are Lucky Jim Credit Cards?

2011-09-01T22:02:00.000-04:00

"How do you be, uh, intending to pay, sir? A credit arrangement? A bankers draft? A part exchange perhaps? Lucky Jim credit cards? Green Shield stamps? A hostage exchange? Postal orders? Beads and necklaces?" "Cash. How much?" "Cash? Cash?? CASH??! Well, for, uh, cash... how 'bout 3 grand?" "Five hundred." "It's a DEAL!"

10 Gallon Shat

2011-08-23T16:24:00.035-04:00

"Those who feel strongly for animal rights, have little or no compassion for human rights." Where does this absurd reasoning come from? Is it the fact that I don't wave my save-the-troops ribbons? That I don't sign petitions or volunteer to collect Toys for Tots? Is it because I don't want to have children? Should I plaster my social sites with anti-war, anti-rape, anti-abuse messages to remind

Super Macro-rat Bros.

2011-08-21T03:26:00.002-04:00

Macro schnozzle-shots of Albus eating his homemade mush. Mason was also snorfing, but was not in the sunlight.

Food Noises Guy 32

2011-08-16T18:29:00.002-04:00

"I can't find my donut! I've lost my donut!"

I'm a Pet Text!

2011-07-06T12:03:00.009-04:00

Well. This is what the Pet Shop Boys home page looks like today. Do you recognize anything sketchy? It feels a bit like having a cup of coffee. (^_^) To have not only been noticed - if even for a second - but to have been briefly ADVERTISED by my favorite musical artists is such an honor. Were they laughing their asses off in drunken disgust? Perhaps I shall never know. :) EDIT: So here

Reality check, and a hate-story

2011-06-27T11:21:00.003-04:00

This isn't a bid for attention, just a rant. I feel SO INTENSELY FAT AND DISGUSTINGLY HIDEOUS. I'm at the rocky bottom of a self-loathing pit right now, and I can scarcely think or work or bear to even glance in a mirror without wanting to punch the wall or scream or cry. I abhor every loathsome inch of myself today. I'd rather eat a dead cat than be seen. There aren't further words for the

Ted Rall eBay auction - success!

2011-06-07T16:30:00.002-04:00

For TJ, with a big hug and an imaginary box of Otter Pops: Heart you… (^_^)

Kissey MyAssey

2011-05-25T15:18:00.006-04:00

This is scrumptious. If you do a Google search on "Chris Lowe Issey Miyake glasses", my stupid sketch comes up before the actual photo. First, in fact. Muffin-crumbsywinkles! EDIT 5/26: Oooh… take me to brunch at that place I like.

In the sketch shoppe

2011-05-17T11:32:00.005-04:00

So I was working up yet another blog (Meech, you're addicted to blogs; get help) in which to cram all of the stupid little sketches I've done of the Pet Shop Boys. When a surprising number of people all over the globe wrote to me about loving the messy things, I decided to put them all in one place. Long before it was organized and functional, my mess of a blog was spied by Dr. "Geowayne" Studer.

The Booloo!

2011-04-30T00:32:00.001-04:00

My elderly rat is recovering quite nicely from his tumor removal surgery. After 2 large masses were removed from both sides of his belly on Friday April 1, he literally became half his size. He was otherwise healthy for his age but the tumors were keeping him from cleaning himself properly and were obviously heavy. These rapidly growing tumors combined with the slow paralysis of his hind legs

Hey...

2011-04-14T23:28:00.002-04:00

I'mmakin'somethin'…

What an investment!

2011-03-24T09:18:00.010-04:00

I just checked eBay for the expected gush of "The Most Incredible Thing" soundtracks. The first 550 sets came with a card signed by [the] Pet Shop Boys – and, if you're lucky, maybe sneezed on by the teatime janitor, or given a dirty finger-smudge from the mailroom secretary. I figured the auctions would start popping up like Catholic penises at a Justin Bieber concert. I paid $25 (US) for my

And then this happened:

2011-03-22T19:30:00.006-04:00

Mail from the UK?This must beTheMostIncredibleThing!\:D/ <-me delighted

5 Secrets in 5 Days - 2

2011-03-10T12:13:00.007-05:00

SECRET THE SECOND3-10-2011Detail a childhood dream of yours that is likely to never come true, but you still wish it would. I suppose I've wanted to be quite a few things when I was a wee Meech, from a jet pilot to a harpist to a werewolf.When I was in elementary school I wanted to be a microbiologist; at first I'd decided on it because the term was complicated, so my fellow 1st- and 2nd-gradians

5 Secrets in 5 Days - 1

2011-03-08T13:05:00.012-05:00

SECRET(S) THE FIRST 3-9-2011 Due to my vanilla lifestyle, this is a 4-in-one bonus edition. Have you ever slept with a coworker? Employee or boss? Student or teacher? No, and GROSS. I did however have a crush on my high school chemistry teacher, Mr. Colangelo. I always had this quirky nerd thing. What size clothing do you wear? Everything from head to toe please. Medium shirts, and jeans

Food Noises Guy 31

2011-03-01T12:53:00.003-05:00

"Chocolate whiskey cake? Oh my god… I hope it's something good like Jim Beam or Makers Mark. What's that one bourbon that's aged 10 years or something… oh man, I'll never forget the first time my brother gave me a sip of that about 30 years ago. Wild Turkey… Wild Turkey is aged a long time and he had a bottle of the 110 version. Wow, yeah, bourbon: love it. Luckily my wife drove that

Bright Orange, Please

2011-02-24T11:59:00.002-05:00

Firstly, hooray for orange! I got a bit of the blonde portion of my hair dyed bright orange this evening. My iPod camera generated a dark and fuzzy mess (then again I was sitting in a car wash) but here is what the transition looks like. I think it's rather smashing. "How bright do you want it?" I both considered then discarded modesty within a nanosecond. "I want to make a road cone vomit with

The White Bwothers

2011-02-23T21:29:00.007-05:00

Mason and Albus don't get a lot of air-time. So with my iPod I took some quick snaps of them crawling on me and my 1994 Metallica t-shirt.

MINE... oops.

2011-02-17T13:41:00.026-05:00

Don't bid on an eBay auction even if you're lost in fantasyland and sure your offer is going to be refused. On the other hand… even though it really REALLY isn't my style, owning an autographed debut album IS pretty sweet.Hmm. OK, having said that: as of this second I no longer regret buying it. And having said that, I'm now officially excited to have bought the fucking thing.Summary: "Ooh, this

How I learned to hate rock 'n' roll... fandom

2011-02-03T11:46:00.039-05:00

After a coworker posed the question, I've been thinking a lot lately about why I abhor the thought of meeting a beloved star. And I always thought it was because I disliked the mess of public events and would rather just indulge in the production-perfected artworks at home. I think many have a very romantic view of their idols - musicians, movie stars, writers, politicians. When they observe

Ass Face

2011-01-23T22:59:00.003-05:00

So this is my mug with an "aspirin mask". I call it an as-mask. I did a web search on "I hate my face" and eventually found this bizarre treatment. It was so weird and cheap I decided to give it a whirl. It's supposed to shrink huge pores and generally make my skin less like the texture of a cheese grater.I also did web searches on "fuck my stupid eyebrows", "I can't stand my tiny forehead", and

Tearing my hair out...

2011-01-20T20:18:00.005-05:00

I am one of the lucky 4.7 million Americans who has an autoimmune disorder called alopecia areata, which means that 2 or 3 times a year, a sizable patch of hair will randomly fall out of my head for a month or two. Once, half of my eyebrow fell out.On the right is my "normal" side for comparison. HERE is a lovelier angle.As if I need another reason to feel ugly.

New Camera! New Camera!

2011-01-19T12:01:00.007-05:00

I got a new camera due to an amazing amount of luck. I was driving to a lunch meeting with a packaging engineer I never really interact with much, and another coworker asked him about the tripod in the back of his truck. He mentioned he'd just gotten a new camera for a steal and needed to sell his current set fast in order to make a rent payment. It turned out to be a Nikon D60, which is one of

Soup for Monsters

2011-01-15T12:26:00.005-05:00

I met a memory for dinner last night… lovely lady whose past and mine clashed in some real, but mostly invented, ways. I'm sad to say that a festering mess between us remained simmering on a back burner for many years. Well I hope that nasty goop is off the stove; I want to make some cookies now!I was slightly nervous because I wasn't sure if she truly wanted to come, or if she felt obligated to

Eyes WIDE Open

2010-12-21T15:13:00.007-05:00

How could anyone... ANYONE who claims to be as 'mature' and 'reasonable' and 'logical' and 'rational' as myself - be so fucking blind and stupid for so fucking long?I'm wrong.I'm WRONG! Inside and out.And I SEE it now. RIGHT NOW!!!I have to jot it down for the world to see before I chicken out.It is hitting me like a ton of bricks.I feel dizzy.I'm so sickeningly ashamed of myself.How dare I

The Journey

2010-12-06T18:32:00.003-05:00

One day you finally knewwhat you had to do, and began,though the voices around youkept shoutingtheir bad advice ~though the whole housebegan to trembleand you felt the old tugat your ankles.'Mend my life!'each voice cried.But you didn't stop.You knew what you had to do,though the wind priedwith its stiff fingersat the very foundations ~though their melancholywas terrible. It was already

Mystery House

2010-11-01T15:10:00.003-04:00

Mystery House was another Apple IIe game we had sitting around our high school computer lab in all of its 5.5" floppy glory. I completely forgot about it until TJ was reading a Gamesradar.com review of the history of survival horror games, and there it was! Naturally I had to finish it legit, posthaste.It wasn't that difficult. The hardest part of the experience was deciphering which of countless

Authentic letter to Twitter

2010-09-22T08:34:00.001-04:00

I love Twitter; I think it's ingenious. With respect to your brilliant digital presence, I must point out that there is a grammatical error on protected pages:Ir reads: "This person has protected their tweets."Actually this should read "his", "her" or "his or her" instead of "THEIR". "Their" would only be appropriate if the subject (person) was plural (people).Once, I pointed out an errant

Huey

2010-05-20T12:14:00.004-04:00

What do you think of my new old character mascot?New as in "finally drawn", old as in "I made him up in 2001".He adds wacky colors to things; I guess he went to school for it. His hands are unattached so they can float around and do their magicky stuff. His nose squeaks and he has bells on his tri-color jester hat. I dislike clowns and jesters, but I don't dislike Huey. What gives?

Packing Peanuts!

2010-05-13T22:17:00.003-04:00

So I got my shipment of rat goodies and the box was filled with green packing peanuts that stuck to my fingers. I knew they were those dissolvable starch things, so I delightedly ran to the kitchen.Wow, a box of peanuts!Oops! I had a little trouble dumping them in the sink…Hmm, the regular faucet doesn't do much damage.I help with the sprayer.Success! Look at those things melt. They smelled a

Greaseball

2010-05-06T13:11:00.002-04:00

Thank god for Lotus Notes spellcheck.

Bad Ad

2010-03-03T12:51:00.001-05:00

... got shot in the head?

Adobe Crash Report 3

2010-02-19T16:54:00.001-05:00

Adobe Crash Report 2

2010-02-17T11:29:00.001-05:00

It's Pink and It's Oval...

2010-02-16T20:47:00.002-05:00

OK. Annoying spambots are sullying my clean, beautiful blog.So I have to start doing that word-verification thingy.Sorry to my 3 fans (including TJ and me).

Food Noises Guy 30

2010-02-12T09:15:00.004-05:00

"Ooh! What are THESE little bad boys?It's chocolate, it's gotta be good.Holy craparoni!"

Adobe Crash Report 1

2010-01-26T13:33:00.002-05:00

I like to vent when Adobe Illustrator crashes.So I vent into the crash report box.

The Rainbow Bridge

2010-01-12T12:51:00.004-05:00

Ichaboda.k.a.The Gooa.k.a.GooshiusI will miss you so much,my sweet little gentleman.

I'm engaged on Facebook…

2009-12-14T12:55:00.001-05:00

… and in real life, too! :)I love you, Teej!XD<3

Shmeez inna Punkin

2009-11-13T13:30:00.006-05:00

When we found we were missing a fuzzy gentleman,we found him in the jack-o-lantern.[ clicky for more ]

iPod Ad

2009-11-06T17:24:00.003-05:00

I was an iPod Ad for Halloween this year.No, not an iPod, an iPod AD damn it!!I won (another) 10 bucks to spendin the company store.So… anyone want some cheesy Hallmark chatchkas?

Cheater Cheater Bo Beater

2009-10-21T12:53:00.003-04:00

You have got to be effing kidding me.

Teach Your Rat French

2009-10-09T12:58:00.003-04:00

I absolutely LOVE this Etsy item:

Tree

2009-09-08T16:05:00.004-04:00

I had a detailed movie-dream a couple of weeks ago. What surprised me was the strength of the imagery, and the narration that went with it. Inside what looked like a hospital, some doctors were hurriedly escorting a large black woman in labor down the hall. They were nearly dragging her, when she suddenly stood up straight and the dream-camera froze and faded. These were the exact words that

I'm a Picture-Taker

2009-08-31T15:29:00.011-04:00

I by no means consider myself a photographer. Photography is a the art of capturing visuals that no one can imitate. To take a picture all you need to do is pick up a camera, point, and shoot from your particular point of view; that's what I do.I occasionally wish I had the talent and vision to be a real photographer, but I'm comfortable with my mediocrity. Are you?[ click here ]

#misseditbyasecond

2009-08-26T20:54:00.003-04:00

Cusebird.com is always hilarious, but this particular tweet really had me rolling:

3 squishy gentlemen

2009-08-17T13:35:00.004-04:00

Ratties piled in a Fuzzbutt corner hammock.A squishy close-up.Pay attention to us!

Puzzling

2009-08-05T09:22:00.004-04:00

Inspired by a friend's blog post:"In 10 words or less, what does “Puzzling” mean to you?I’ll go first.""What was it?What is it?What will it be?"

I heart Owl City

2009-07-27T15:57:00.005-04:00

“If your household appliances wrote love songs while you were away on vacation, their cheerful blips and bleeps would pour out the windows, sweep through the neighborhood like candy-coated tidal waves, and you would return home to find crowds of people standing on your lawn, clapping and singing along to the happiest pop melodies imaginable. Welcome to Owl City.”

Teej around town

2009-07-13T10:55:00.002-04:00

TJ and I needed an excuse to take some photos,so we went exploring at a burned-out factoryand the old train station in Minersville.Clicky!!!!!

The Prophet (excerpts) ~ Kahlil Gibran

2009-07-09T15:38:00.002-04:00

When love beckons to you follow him,Though his ways are hard and steep.And when his wings enfold you yield to him,Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.And when he speaks to you believe in him,Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden.For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your

Food Noises Guy 29

2009-07-06T16:16:00.001-04:00

"Holy mackerelly! Gotta use these napkins. Whoa, look where THAT landed. Get over here, you! Get IN here! Git!!"

Origami rat

2009-06-23T12:28:00.005-04:00

The gentleman rat Ichabod sleeps on his face.He folds his head 180 degrees against his chest, clasps his hands demurely under his chin, and flops straight down onto the top of his head, apparently comfortable. He looks kind of like this.

My Milk Toof

2009-06-10T13:31:00.002-04:00

The amazing cuteness of My Milk Toof is impossible to explain!GO! GO! GO! GO!

The Invitation ~ Oriah Mountain Dreamer

2009-06-04T11:44:00.002-04:00

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.I want to know what you ache for,And if you dare to dream of meetingYour heart's longing.It doesn't interest me how old you are.I want to know if you will risk looking like a foolFor love, for your dream,For the adventure of being alive.It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon.I want to know if you have touched the center of your

Meech on Facebook

2009-06-03T12:49:00.015-04:00

If you like your digital tendrils to squish lovingly about, add another Meech social source to your list:Coming soon*: Meechisms! Yes, I like to make up words and terms and invent fabulous definitions. Sometimes they already exist, but that won't deter me from taking credit for them because I just don't care.* = disclaimer: "Soon" is a very

My feet are bigger than yours

2009-05-25T15:51:00.003-04:00

I ran today.Well… I walked, and then I jogged very slowly. After I jogged for about 15 seconds, I got a cramp in my lower left belly so intense I had to stop and jam my fist into my pelvis until I ground it out. It felt like a nasty little chewing monster in my ovary. I said "hello" to an old man and what appeared to be his grandson digging through some litter and flowers at the side of the road.

10 things I did for me(ech) today

2009-05-23T23:59:00.000-04:00

bought running shoes and workout clothes (thanks Karin!)looked for more than half a second at a yellow sun dresswalked around some outside shops and smiled at peoplemade plans to see a midnight IMAX showing of Star Trek tomorrow (thanks Matt, Leslie, and Jim!)drank an iced coffee with soymilkate lots and lots of mini pretzelslistened loudly to blues on the radio (thanks WMUH Allentown!)stopped at

Dreams ~ Langston Hughes

2009-05-14T12:58:00.002-04:00

Hold fast to dreamsFor if dreams dieLife is a broken-winged birdThat cannot fly.Hold fast to dreamsFor when dreams goLife is a barren fieldFrozen with snow.

Food Noises Guy 28

2009-05-01T17:14:00.000-04:00

"Cute little rabbits! How could anything with cute little rabbits in it not be gooooood?"

2009-04-18T22:38:00.002-04:00

Our 3 adopted gentlemen rats:Elliot (above), Shmeez, and Ichabod…and more of Elliot: 1 2 3 4

Food Noises Guy 27

2009-04-03T09:02:00.002-04:00

"Oh my god this stuff looks good. Ooh… ooh… thats… that's… that's like a picture, lookit that! Actually… it's all fiberglass and felt."

The new Pepsi logo sucks

2009-03-26T14:58:00.006-04:00

This looks like a guy who finally, after an arduous struggle, produced that long-overdue SUV-sized turd and can at long last go back to walking without a limp.Don't miss perusing the Arnell Group's official design brief for the new Pepsi logo and its surrounding brand strategy. You MUST skim this brief; I'm clogged with dismayed vomit. Hence this blog.Seriously, how many chips of lead paint did

2009-03-06T13:21:00.004-05:00

Check out John Reddinger'sawesome illustration blog.YOU GO! YOU GO NOW!!

Free at Last!

2009-02-20T11:48:00.005-05:00

I just paid off my last two remaining college loans.I am nowcompletely debt-free!I'm so fucking jazzed!

Meat in your cheese, ma'am? EDIT

2009-02-02T10:09:00.003-05:00

Happy 2009 and all that!!!Hopefully I'm not disturbing anyone overly much when I share my discovery of "rennet" (or "rennin"), which is used to make (among other things) most firmed cheeses. This ingredient can be hidden in ingredients lists under the semi-innocuous-sounding term "enzymes".There are vegetable- and microbial-based enzyme alternatives for animal rennet, but you really have to lay

Food Noises Guy 26

2009-01-30T09:01:00.001-05:00

"What kind is this? Is it regular? I see it's… pink. Nothing regular about that."

2004, 2009

2009-01-22T19:38:00.003-05:00

Enough said.

"We will not apologise for our way of life…

2009-01-21T20:16:00.005-05:00

"For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness.We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -and non-believers."High-5, Mr. President.

Food Noises Guy 25

2009-01-13T14:50:00.002-05:00

"I am also a certified brownie inspector on the side... as a brownie inspector, I am required by federal law to inspect these brownies."

I want this...

2009-01-08T09:32:00.002-05:00

Nerve Monster 2, by Doug Boehm(for sale on Etsy)I've been counting up my savings to buy this amazing painting.Doug is so awesome.

One word...

2008-12-05T13:02:00.011-05:00

breathe.

Tummy Mountain on Etsy

2008-11-25T12:09:00.005-05:00

XD *squeal!!*This store is full of the most delightful little art pieces!!Please take a few minutes to browse the shop or blog.

Filth

2008-11-18T09:40:00.002-05:00

I think I may occasionally revert to my former bitching-and-swearing format.No particular reason.I just miss saying fuck and balls.Don't you miss it?

Gingerbread Christ

2008-11-17T12:55:00.007-05:00

I love when web text get auto-truncated!Totally a great band name.Shophandmade

Food Noises Time?

2008-11-12T09:46:00.005-05:00

I found this clock on Clocklink.com.It looks like Food Noises Guy in real life!obj=new Object;obj.clockfile="yoshidasauce001-black.swf";obj.TimeZone="PST";obj.width=140;obj.height=52;obj.wmode="transparent";showClock(obj);Weird!!!!

2008-11-10T10:32:00.005-05:00

I am in LOVE with the All American Flame Grilled Boca burger.I pan-cook 1 burger in a wee bit of olive oil. I cut it in half and put the halves on 2 Thomas' Light Multigrain English Muffins, slightly warmed in the microwave, with a half-slice of Kraft 2% Sharp Cheddar cheese, mustard, romaine lettuce, and a very tiny amount of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Light spread. The ICBINB sounds weird,

I wish I had...

2008-11-05T14:33:00.002-05:00

…an Axolotl.(thanks mum)

Terrified Pickles

2008-11-03T12:57:00.003-05:00

Yep.

Saturday's Halloween party...

2008-10-27T14:24:00.004-04:00

... despite the rain, was a bangin' success!I'm in the process of gathering all the photos.(Meech & Josh Ross monkeying around)

draw a pig

2008-10-24T10:30:00.006-04:00

My pig says that I am an average listener with a fabulous sex life.Draw one!*EDIT*I had to post TJ's super cute piggy too!!!Thanks to Nicole for the distraction. :)

my blog according to Wordle

2008-10-21T15:56:00.004-04:00

www.wordle.net

Yowza!!!

2008-10-20T09:27:00.005-04:00

I had an aquarium FREAK-OUT late last night. As I was changing the water in my 75-gallon tank, I stupendously overdosed on Amquel+. When the tank was about 80% full, my 2 little pictus catfish started skimming the surface with their mouths. I knew it was out of character, but I thought it was just a result of the slight oxygen reduction from a proper dose of the Amquel. Well, within the next

domestic partner "benefits" ...?

2008-10-14T10:25:00.009-04:00

Wow.In 2008, I opted to cover TJ as a domestic partner on Crayola's Blue Shield insurance plan.Check this out:2008 cost for us if we were married: $8062008 cost for us as a domestic partnership: $6079That's not a typo.OK, I can get legally married someday. But this is the best offer for those who aren't allowed to marry? Freaking wow!!!What should I do for next year?I only have until November

Goldfish

2008-10-13T09:29:00.004-04:00

I had a half-and-half dream last night... half nightmare, half neato video game idea. The nightmare part was the same old running through an abandoned hotel to escape the murderer deal. But then it all turned awesome sometime between 2 and 4 AM.Here's the concept: you're a magical goldfish-like creature that floats through a hospital full of terminally ill patients who are experiencing a lot of

2008-10-08T13:10:00.009-04:00

Said Sarah Palin of senator Obama:"Our opponent gives speech after speech about the wars that America is fighting and it sure would be nice if just once he'd say that he wants America to win."You paltry, petty lowlife…when this war is "over"that is, when our men and women finally limp home, proudly or otherwisewhen the blood has been hosed awaywhen the dead are countedwhen the bills are at last

2008-10-06T16:22:00.005-04:00

What sickness starts out as a respiratory virus, vertigo, fever, and then makes all the skin at your mouth and nose get super-dry and start peeling and flaking off like a freaky sunburn???

Sploopy Shmoopy Boop

2008-09-30T20:45:00.003-04:00

Tonight I'm sick, and feverish, and dizzy from being feverish, so I'll sit here and jaw incoherently until I fall off my chair, or TJ comes home, or something outrageous happens.I discovered today that someone from JoAnn Fabrics in Reading is a big fat liar, and rediscovered that 222 rush-hour drivers are the rudest pricks on the planet.Yesterday I had the brilliant idea to introduce a feisty

Food Noises Guy 24

2008-09-19T14:16:00.001-04:00

"Where are all them tasty vittles yous guys brought in? Arr, mutton. A pirate's gotta have mutton!"

2008-09-17T10:38:00.008-04:00

Whew, nevermind that.Down, you rabid thought-police!Down I say! Sheesh!

Food Noises Guy 23

2008-09-04T14:47:00.002-04:00

"What's this? Falafel? I thought it was cat intestines."

The Mystery

2008-08-25T13:43:00.004-04:00

"He more than half suspected that one of the things which had kept their marriage together when it seemed as if each year brought the news that two or three of their friends' marriages had collapsed was their respect of the mystery—the half-grasped but never spoken idea that maybe, when you got right down to the place where the cheese binds, there was no such thing as marriage, no such thing as

Don Hertzfeldt is my hero

2008-08-25T13:16:00.003-04:00

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. In part, because my bestest college buddies (who I won't incriminate) and I spent countless hours making stupid sketches and comics that looked and sounded exactly like this (and yes, we voice-acted them out occasionally).WATCH IT!! WATCH IT!!!!!!

Food Noises Guy 22

2008-08-15T08:14:00.004-04:00

"Good morning, ladies and germs. What the heck is this? it looks like, uh… i dunno… looks like one of those… could be like a science project, where they show the earth breaking apart. Holy mackerel!"